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Janet Jackson cringes in fear as she suffers through a brutal assault from sexual predator Justin Timberlake.
A close-up of the powerful Aztec Tit Charm forged to protect the nipples of Sun priestesses from the invading Europeans. |
Infamous hypersexual Justin Timberlake showed his true
colors at Sunday's Superbowl when he assaulted pop star Janet
Jackson. Sources close to Timberlake gave us this statement.
"Usually when Justin starts tearing viciously at a woman's clothes
in public he is able to rip off skirts and pants as well as tops,
exposing much more flesh. In this instance he was unable to do so
and has apologized for it, blaming Ms. Jackson's overly tough
wardrobe."
Justin's apology reads, "I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl, It was not intentional and is regrettable." Friends of Timberlake assure Demonbeach that most of his assaults end in the total nudity of his innocent victims. " I thought he was gay until I saw him rip the panties off a nun at a Saint Patrick's Day parade", said a friend who asked not to be named, "He is a vicious bitch and I'm proud to own all his CD's". At first, we here at Demonbeach believed that this was a simple publicity stunt arranged by both the pop stars, but since all actionable parties have stated that there was no prearranged act, this can only be another of Justin's sick, and cruel forced disrobings, most of which occurred when he was a minor, and have been sealed from public scrutiny. We asked a famous web psychologist, to give us his views on Timberlake's behavior. "Mr Timberlake has the need to tear and shred the clothing off of his sexual conquests. Without this stimulation, no sexual satisfaction can be attained. His sexual needs have been frustrated by the women in his life (Britney and Christina), who wear so little clothing in daily situations that there is no means of gratification. In layman's terms He can't get his rocks off forcing a girl to be naked when she is, in essence, already naked". Sources close to the Jacksons credit the powerful Aztec amulet charm for protecting the remainder of the singer's clothing. "Michael bought an Aztec pyramid, and brought it into Neverland to be converted into an amusement ride. Hidden within the blood drenched stones was the Silver Sun god tit charm forged in the blood of virgins which was said to have the power to fend off the attacks of conquistadors and perverted white men . Knowing Justin's sick obsession, Ms. Jackson thought the charm to be a good defensive measure, as well as the golden labia piercing jewelry of Ra which protected her crotch (not shown)." ---Robin |
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