The Swedish field commander admonishes an unidentified CIA operative.
"I know wer the CIA boys are lewking, but they wont find him thar."
Cont--- Rarely viewed outside their secret training facility at Arméns Fallskärmsjägarskola (FJS) - (Swedish Army Parachute Ranger School), the elite Swedish Special Forces mountain recon unit was caught on film in the mountains of Tora Bora. When unable to recognize the distinctive black visor and catsuit uniform as one of America's best, we researched this Special Ops unit from Sweden. After hours of negotiations, Demonbeach was allowed to talk to one of the members of the unit briefly.

DB> Why are you guys in this fight?
Sarge> Sweden say go---and we go, only sissy ask why.
DB>Have you seen any action?
Sarge>Some of de men don't like the way we dress. They try to beat us with the stick. We shoot them up, and they don't try to hit us with a stick no more, by golly.
DB>Your unit seems to be traveling very light compared with other special forces units, how are you able to deal with the climate?
Sarge> Uther troopers have to have a tent or they get coold. We swim naked in the ice wooter all the time so we don't get coold. We don't eat mooch because eating is bad for the figure. We drink wooter a lot.
DB>When this conflict is over, what will the team be doing?
Sarge> I can't speak for the uther soldiers, but I am leaving the army to go to America. I have a friend who wants me to model the underpants on the televisioon. He says I can make a lot of money, so I will go and model the underpants.


DB>We at Demonbeach hope for the the day when Sweden's young women in uniform
can lay down their weapons and follow their dreams---to travel, to laugh and to model the
underpants on television.

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